Here's One for Becky's Mom

* Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He set a new lap record.
* What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
* Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
* What is a cat's favourite color?
Purrrrrrrple!
* Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
* What side of the cat has the most fur?
The OUT-side.
* What is a cat's favourite movie?
"The Sound of Mewsic."
* Why are cats such good singers?
Because they're very mewsical.
* What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
* What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.

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AND FINALLY (My Personal Favorite!!) –

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."